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May. 4th, 2009

Aretha Wooflin

Friend with Bulimia-What do I do?

Hi,

This morning my roommate was in the shower so I went to use my other roommate's bathroom which I've never done before. I don't know if that's an intrusion of privacy or not, but when you gotta go, you gotta go. While I was in there I was thinking "Wow, her bathroom smells like puke. Her toilet boil is so discolored. Why is her bathroom so much nastier than ours?"

When I looked in her garbage can there were these pieces of puke covered toilet paper. It was at that point that it occurred to me she's bulimic. She told me before that she had an eating disorder as a teen, but she said she was over it. We work together too and it just occurred to me that she keeps a toothbrush and toothpaste with her at all times.

She is my friend too so of course I'm worried. What do I do? Is it my place to say something?

Feb. 27th, 2009

Aretha Wooflin

Not Super

Moving back in with Val is the WORST thing that could happen to me. Several reasons but what's bothering me now is how loud this apartment complex is. Last night the neighbor's Jack Russel SHITHEAD DEVIL MOTHERFUCKERS started barking at 1 am and continued for an hour. And every night someone drives in the complex at midnight with their speakers BLARING. If I were outside they could shatter my cervix with their bass. It's ridiculous.

Jan. 28th, 2009

Aretha Wooflin

Planned Parenthood

I made an appt and I still have to wait more than an hour to be seen. An I'm starving.

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Jan. 20th, 2009

Aretha Wooflin

Yay Barrack

Please make the world less shitty.

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Jan. 15th, 2009

Aretha Wooflin

MIRACLE

I guess not for the geese, but I think the plane crashing in the Hudson and everyone living is a sign from God. He's saying "Obama's coming! Things will be better, you guys."

Jan. 11th, 2009

Aretha Wooflin

Oh snip!

I make the livejournal postings from my phone now! Super. Here's Lili playing with Zeus.

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Aretha Wooflin

Wall-E

Man in previous entry died.

Just joshing. We broke up.

Nothing to post about. I wonder if I'll have a livejournal when I'm 40

Jan. 2nd, 2008

Aretha Wooflin

My man...

ain't left me with nothing but upgraded RAM, some weed and aromatherapy. Speaking of which, I got some Christmas smelling oil shit and it's really getting me into the Christmas spirit. A week late. Better late than dead on time.

Livejournal entries are so contrived. There's nothing organic about my posts. EVAH.

Sep. 20th, 2007

Aretha Wooflin

HCH

Tomorrow will be my monthiversary. I got my 2004 Honda Civic Hybrid August 21st. I'm in love. In fucking love.

Jul. 2nd, 2007

Aretha Wooflin

Feel free to purchase something...

http://www.myregistry.com/Visitors/Welcome.aspx?sid=BF3570DD-E479-40A3-9BE8-BDC8A1CBA975

Jun. 24th, 2007

Aretha Wooflin

Westboro Baptist Church in Sac

The lovely worshipers of the Westboro Baptist Church will grace us with their presence tomorrow to protest the funeral of Army Sgt. Derek Roberts. Behind the cut is their flier for the protest and a documentary about them for those of you who aren't familiar with their work.

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Nov. 20th, 2006

Aretha Wooflin

(no subject)

Yes, I am still alive. Swear.

I need to get out of bed, quit playing with my tits while I stare at my ass and work on this fucking paper. But how many times can I argue gay marriage. It's just tedious now. I know why I believe what I believe and I feel like college isn't fulfilling it's obligation to require me to critically think. It's just being redundant and lame.

In other news, I am seriously a homecoming queen now. Yes, my school has homecoming. Colleges are allowed to do it if they want. And I won. My fat ass beat out a bunch of non-fat asses. I believe this is a quite a feat for fat girl kind. Hooray us.

In other fat news, I was looking on craigslist for menfolk( pathetic, I know, but even grumpy ladies like myself want some male company every now and again) and post after post I saw guys saying that they're open minded and nice, but then they all had shit like "Sorry, BBWs arent my thing." I hate the term BBW but I know that the people who use that term would describe me as one. I personally find it to be a crutch for unattractive (IMO), chunkybutts. But whatevs. So I thought I'd let the fellahs know just how it made me feel:

Why would you guys rather be with a butter face than a hot girl who is round around the middle? It seems like everywhere I go, there's some attractive dude with Skeletor. What the hell? Then you complain that your girlfriends are bitches and they broke your heart blah blah blah. Well, you know why they're bitchy? THEY'RE HUNGRY!!! If you only ate rice crackers, you'd be cranky too.

Also, I'm afraid I will have to kill the next ugly and/ or fat guy who says "BBWs just aren't my thing." Yeah, well fat girls aren't into you, hacksaw face. And you fat guys who are hatin, oh no you did not.

Yes, I'm bitter. It's lame when you live in this society where it's socially acceptable for dudes to be fat and he can get Pamela Anderson, but because I'm large and in charge and have a vagina, the most I can look forward to is someone twice the age of my father who wants to lather me in pickled vegetable salad while I spank him and tell him he's a naughty gopher humper. Fat guys get all kinds of lady attention, fat girls get told to lose wieght and conform.

You're on the internet looking for a date. If you were a manstallion yourself, you wouldn't be on the internet. Standards are fine and dandy, but guys put SO much emphasis on looks. No, I don't believe ladies are nearly as guilty as you guys are. Women genuinely seek nice guys. Dudes, you perpetute eating disorders, low self esteem and violence against women with these "standards". Females see these thousands upon thousands of posts emphasizing looks and realize that to be courted you must have this very specific look. Any straying from this standard look will leave you lonely and lesser in the eyes of society.

I am pleading with you all, for the sake of your sisters, mothers, wives, girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters please stop perpetuating this hatred based on appearance. You wouldn't want it done to you, so why do you guys think it's ok to do to us?

(Guys who exoticise women of color, you're next.)


Hugs and Kisses,

Nicole


I found something even more upsetting from this post, guys don't read shit. I was getting pictures of dudes and their wieners like "Hey lets hook up." What the heck? That wasn't was I was saying at all. But the upside is that I did get an overwhelming response from ladies who were like "someone needed to say it."

So yeah, what's up with you, world?

Nov. 12th, 2006

Aretha Wooflin

Oh yes.

Oh yes. Oh. Yes.

I won homecoming queen of SCC. I am the winner. I am a freakin homecoming queen. Is that crazy or what?

Apr. 11th, 2006

Aretha Wooflin

(no subject)

Does it ever seem like the world is getting too strict. There's so many fucking rules for everything. EVERYTHING. I just made a post on the Sac community and posted two pictures of my dog, but since they weren't behind a cut my post was rejected. I'm tired of stupid shit like this always happening. There are so many rules and people get so annoyed when you don’t remember them, but who can remember all the rules in this ruly world. There are rules on Craigslist. Freaking craigslist. You can buy a black baby for $3 on craigslist, but there are still rules. You could rent an old man’s left testicle for an hour and a half, but there are still rules. Unbelievable. Fucking world.

Dec. 26th, 2005

Aretha Wooflin

(no subject)

Mikey went to Japan a couple weeks ago and brought me back, well, basically crap. He got me a towel with a pretty Buddha on it. Nice, but the fucking Hello Kitty glaring at me sucks. And he got me one of those dangly things the Japanese girls put on their phones. It's Hello Kitty holding a Koi. I like the Koi, but Hello Kitty bites ass. I don't even know what a Hello Kitty does other than be around for a long time. What's the hype?

I asked him to bring me back a Harajuku girl. I want to exploit a culture for profit just like Gwen Stefani when I grow up!


Speaking of assholes, Gwen's performances of Whatcha Waiting For suck quite a bit of ass. Her vocal stylings grate on my ears. She ends every phrase with this crap fluxuation.

I kid you not. Look!
http://www.youtube.com/?v=poNBGgGxHmk
http://www.youtube.com/?v=7hx-XeGr98c
http://www.youtube.com/?v=Ej5CWvWZZdg

Makes me want to hurt people.

Dec. 22nd, 2005

Aretha Wooflin

(no subject)

Dear Baby Jesus,

For Jesusmas I want to be skinny. That's all I fucking want. And not Ana skinny, like size 8 skinny. All I fucking want out of life is to be able to wear straight leg jeans and not look like a mom ONCE. ONCE, Jesus. ONCE.

Dec. 15th, 2005

Aretha Wooflin

(no subject)

And there you have it. This semester is over. Signed, sealed and delivered. My grades certainly leave something to be desired, but I did the best I could. I don't mintend to make excuses for myself, but let's face it- this semester was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. I've literally watched my mother lose her mind over my dad, been hospitalize and been dumped downtown (luckily rescued). In the past three weeks lived 3 different places which at any minute could become 4 depending on the circumstancesa and (warning: cryptic sentence ahead) learned that people are seriously creatures of habit and will keep doing things regardless of how much they hurt you, even if it's unintentional. The bulk of this has occurred in the past few weeks.

I'm going through a pretty grim time so the world is going to have to deal with a few B's and C's. I think I did good for spending virtually everynight of last month wondering if my mom was poisining me.

Not like I ever read anyone else's LJ anyway, but if I did, this is the time of the year where I stop reading them. I fucking hate those inventory posts where people reflect on their year. Why do people always do them at the end of December and begining of January. I like to make my inventory posts in June.

Dec. 14th, 2005

Aretha Wooflin

(no subject)

If anyone has my period, could you please give it back? I haven't seen it in a while and Women's Health Specialists clinic said I have not immaculatley concieved which is good because I'd feel really bad if I had to abort the son of God.

When I was a little girl I used to think I was pregnant all the time, even after I knew how babies were made. I'd think "Maybe I still haven't gotten my period because I'm pregnant. I must have sat in some sperm."

If anyone has any Sociology notes they want to hook a sister up with, I'd be most gracious. I'm having a shitty time studying for tomorrow/ today.

Dec. 2nd, 2005

Aretha Wooflin

(no subject)

From now on I'm not doing anything. I will not go outside or do anything that may be construed as controversial since the fucking whole world will find out. Apparently Nicole's personal business isn't Nicole's personal business. It's everyone else's business. Why do I need to have secrets anyway? What am I? A little bitch? Who do I think I am? The president?

If you're someone I know, don't tell me secrets because I'll just telll them to everyone else. If everybody else thinks it's appropriate to tell mine, why can't I tell yours? If I'm going to suffer, so are you.

I need to start drinking.

Oct. 5th, 2005

Aretha Wooflin

(no subject)

The history of mankind is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations on the part of man toward woman, having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyrranny over her. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has never permitted her to exercise her inalienable right to the elective franchise.

He has compelled her to submit to laws, in the formation of which she had no voice.

He has withheld from her rights which are given to the most ignorant and degraded men--both natives and foreigners.

Having deprived her of this first right of a citizedn, the elective franchise, thereby leaving her without representation in the halls of legislation, he has oppressed her on all sides.

He has made her, if married, in the eye of the law, civilly dead.

He has taken from her all right in property, even to the wages she earns.

He has made her, morally, an irresponsible being, as she can commit many crimes with impunity, provided they be done in the presence of her husband. In the covenant of marriage, she is compelled to promise obedience to her husband, he becoming, to all intents and purposes, her master--the law giving him power to deprive her of her liberty, and to administer chastisement.

He has so framed the laws of divorce, as to what shall be the proper causes, and in case of separation, to whom the guardianship of the children shall be given, as to be wholly regardles of the happiness of women--the law, in all cases, going upon a flase supposition of the supremacy of man, and giving all power into his hands.

After depriving her of all rights as a married woman, if single, and the owner of property, he has taxed her to support a government which recognizes her only when her property can be made profitable to it.

He has monopolized nearly all the profitable employments, and from those she is permitted to follow, she receives but a scanty remuneration. He closes against her all the avenues to wealth and distinction which he considers most homorable to himself. As a teacher of theoloy, medicine, or law, she is not known.

He has denied her the facilities for obtaining a thorough education, all colleges being closed against her.

He allows her in church, as well as state, but a suborinate position, claiming apostolic authority for her exclusion from the ministry, and, with some exceptions, from any public participation in the affairs of the church.

He has created a false public sentiment by giving to the world a different code of morals for men and women, by which moral delinquencies which exclude women from society, are not only tolerated, but deemed of little account in man.

He has usurped the prerogative of Jehovah himself, claiming it as his right to assign for her a sphere of action, when that belongs to her conscience and to her God.

He has endeavored, in every way that he could, to destroy her conficence in her own powers, to lessen her self-respect, and to make her willing to lead a dependent and abject life.

Now, in view of this entire disfranchisement of one-half the people of this country, their social and religious degradation--in view of the unjust laws above mentioned, and because women do feel themselves aggrieved, oppressed, and fraudulently deprived of their most sacred rights, we insist that they have immediate admission to all the rights and privileges which belong to them as citizens of the United States.

from Elizabeth Cady Stanton, A History of Woman Suffrage , vol. 1 (Rochester, N.Y.: Fowler and Wells, 1889), pages 70-71.



Guys are dicks. Thanks to Liz for pointing that out.

My boyfriends grandpa has throat cancer and is dying in the hospital. I feel bad for my boy. I want to hug him and make him feel all pretty n the inside. I took sleeping pils. I'm gonna start seeing things soom

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